Sexbots Love Ukraine (Skype Chat on July 28, 2014) by Vladislav Davidzon




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[10:40:58 AM] twistygiggle1: hey there xoxo
[12:11:45 PM] Vladislav: who are you?
[12:12:11 PM] twistygiggle1: Yay someone to talk to :) !! how are u?
[12:43:17 PM] Vladislav: I am ok.

[12:43:19 PM] Vladislav: but who are you?
[12:43:29 PM] Vladislav: and why have you friended me?
[12:43:46 PM] twistygiggle1: I’m great thanks for chattin with me I found your name in the skype members search :) whatcha up to?
[12:48:17 PM] Vladislav: I am busy with work
[12:48:20 PM] Vladislav: thanks.

[12:48:48 PM] twistygiggle1: I would ask to exchange pics, but I think i’d rather see each other, u can see the real thing on my cam… u want to?
[12:48:55 PM] Vladislav: No.
[12:48:59 PM] Vladislav: I have a wife
[12:49:06 PM] Vladislav: and I am not into that sort of thing
[12:49:17 PM] Vladislav: but you should read my articles
[12:49:23 PM] Vladislav: if you are interested.

[12:49:25 PM] twistygiggle1: Click
http://LSZSxt2PS.SCams.com it’s a more secure place with my cam u will have to verify your age so I’m not showing my pussy to a minor ;), i had to do it too but dont worry its 100% FREE and its alot of fun once u get in 😉
[12:49:32 PM] Vladislav: I don’t want to see your pussy

[12:49:38 PM] Vladislav: but you should read my articles
[12:49:55 PM] twistygiggle1: u can just watch me if u want, or we can both get on 😉 make sure sign up, then it should connect you to my cam
[12:50:02 PM] Vladislav: No thanks
[12:50:07 PM] Vladislav: that’s pretty boring

[12:50:15 PM] Vladislav: but why don’t you read my political commentary?
[12:50:22 PM] twistygiggle1: no worries…thought u wanted to see me naked ..:)
[12:50:26 PM] Vladislav: I don’t

[12:50:33 PM] Vladislav: I thought you wanted to read my articles
[12:50:55 PM] twistygiggle1: ok, fill out your info,first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day k? I got something really sexy on for u lol ur gunna like this :)
[12:53:03 PM] Vladislav: I have some very unsexy political commentary that I would love to show you.

[12:53:09 PM] Vladislav: It is about the Ukraine.
 

Vladislav Davidzon is a journalist, translator, literary critic. He recently graduated from the European Union’s MA program in Human Rights and Democratization in Venice. He is European Culture Critic for Tablet Magazine. His writing has appeared in Bookforum, The New York Observer, The Forward, The Poetry Project Newsletter, The Art Newspaper. His poems have appeared in Elimae, The Belleville Park Pages and Lacanian Ink.