Songs for My Dogs by Donnie Boman




Multimedia, Poetry, Prose


 


Illustrations courtesy the author

 

 

Chomp, chomp, chomp, pa-chewy chomp.
Chomp, chomp, chomp, pa-domp-a-domp,
Chomp, chomp, chomp, pa-chewy chomp.
Chompa dompa dompa, chomp chomp chomp.

 

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I. Am. A. Tree… and I. Am going. To EAT YOOOU! Haw Haw Haw!

 

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Sockman, I’m the sockman, I eat people’s socks, when they’re not lookin’.
Sockman, I’m the sockman, if you’re not lookin’, I’ll get you too.

 

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Monkeeey, Monkey, MONKEEEEEY!

 

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Blueb, blueb, boolb, boolb, bullllb, blueb. I’m a fish. I’m your fish!

 

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credit: the author

 

Goblin, Goblin, GOBBBLIIIN!

 

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SQUID!

 

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Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey

I AM A LAMB AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP! I’M GOING TO GET YOU! ARRGH!
BAAAA!

 

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Beep, bop, boop, bop, I am a moose and you are not.
You can’t get me, try as you may, OH MY GOD YOU’RE EATING MY ANTLERS!

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Donnie Boman is a librarian, photographer, and frequent contributer to the OE. He has two dogs.