28 TV and Movie Characters Who Should Be My Boyfriend by Eli Rarey

Prose, YOU GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR: A Magazines/Media Expert Telling It Like It Is by Eli Rarey

MAX from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD: I know that it is hard to be in a relationship with someone who has such severe PTSD. I’m not even sure he’s capable of opening up emotionally to another person after what he’s been through. But if he’s willing to try, then I will bring all my reserves of patience. This is someone with a genuinely good heart.

What Is Everything by Eli Rarey

YOU GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR: A Magazines/Media Expert Telling It Like It Is by Eli Rarey

Everything is poetry, and my friend Rachael posted on Facebook that she clicked through a slideshow of Robert Pattinson’s hairstyles through the years and my other friend Rachel wrote a book of poetry about everything (I stole this poem from her, stole everything from her.  I don’t think I should be allowed to write poetry because I have no idea what it’s...
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Two Poems by OE’s Magazines and Media Expert Eli Rarey, Who Is Participating in Wrestling in the Gay Games in Cleveland Tomorrow. Go Eli!

YOU GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR: A Magazines/Media Expert Telling It Like It Is by Eli Rarey

ORANGE My heart is breaking open Like an orange. Sweet, wet, etcetera. Down with metaphor! Let me say things As they are. It has no color, taste, or smell. It is a physical sensation, A pressure from the inside. Who am I? What is my true name? I am coursing through my life Without even a dream of what...
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Film School, a poem by Eli Rarey

YOU GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR: A Magazines/Media Expert Telling It Like It Is by Eli Rarey

Dream of a thousand nickels, wake and calculate.  Dream of movie producers touching you all over your body, palpating for your big ideas and ambition. Dream of explosions, helicopters, passionate kisses.  Dream of your marriage falling apart, messy divorce.  Dream of hospitals, public bathrooms, tears.  Dream acting teachers who say, “When you go to an audition you have to...
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WHICH MAGAZINE IS GAYER: DETAILS OR GQ? by Eli Rarey

YOU GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR: A Magazines/Media Expert Telling It Like It Is by Eli Rarey

The answer is and has been for many years now that Details is the gayer of the two magazines.  In January 2003 Details ran a cover featuring Colin Farrell biting his lower lip with the ambiguously unambiguous headline HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH COLIN FARRELL YET? and really they never looked back. But you don’t need an expert’s encyclopedic knowledge...
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WHY REALITY TV IS REAL by Eli Rarey

YOU GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR: A Magazines/Media Expert Telling It Like It Is by Eli Rarey

If you are going to talk about media now, you had better talk about reality TV.  The name “reality TV” is such a great name for something, don’t you agree?  First of all, because it seems like an obvious contradiction, and really great names always involve contradictions.  (Example: The Hoboken Chicken Emergency.)  The other great thing is that people (especially people...
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