#Haiku by Eli Rarey

Eli Rarey, Haiku Master Media Critic



Question: Is tweeting

the new art form of our age?

The answer is no.



Status updates show

What I want revealed, making

My fears obvious.



I don’t like to poop

without my smartphone. Inside

My body bores me.



Are you looking? he

Asks, meaning looking for sex.

Blind torsos, dick pics.



Ancient Egyptian

Hieroglyphs of cats, monkeys.

Kim Kardashian.


Eli Rarey is Ohio Edit’s Magazines and Media Expert. He has lived in New York, Santa Rosa, Dublin, Reykjavik, Los Angeles, and his own mind.  He is available for parties, weddings, and bar mitzvahs.  His feature film “The Famous Joe Project” is coming out on DVD later this year.