The Bias Cut by Hobo Scumbag

I was walking down the street one day when I heard a whistle and a “____ _____,” and I immediately recognized it for what it was, a cry for stimulating conversation!

One trend I advise you to veer away from is that of tear gas for civilians, razor wire, handcuffs, and water cannons for the unarmed. It is my humble fashion opinion that those accessories are incredibly passé, and should really be relics of the last century.

Like her father, Ivanka Trump has a history of zero-transparency, which, in retrospect and also, again, like her father, should have been all we needed to make a decision on what they each stand for.

Some people say air is important, but in fact it's how you breathe that indicates whether you should be allowed to continue breathing or not. Master yogis know it, zen life coaches also somewhat know it. Your relationship with air is important insofar that you're inhaling it well and, in fact, ideally better than everyone else around you, whether you are in the northernmost parts of the Canadian countryside or in downtown Beijing on a hot day.