I get mad at Alexa but really she’s an extension of my brain. Brain, I’ll say. Start editing. Okay, starting Rupaul’s Drag Race, it replies.
One word: hotel room
“Why are you so obsessed with him?” my wife asked. “Because he seems so content,” I answered. “He has life figured out.” “Based on his clothes?” she said. “You have no idea what happens to him after he gets on the train.”